chinese proverbs
| Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*** Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*** Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*** Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*** Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*** Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*** Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*** Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*** Baseball is wong: man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*** Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*** War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*** Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*** Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*** It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*** Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*** Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*** Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*** Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.** *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*** Man who fart in church sit in own pew. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*** Crowded elevator smell different to midget. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~** Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. |
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