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posted by miniatorist @ 11:36 AM
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| One day 3 sailors, one from Iran, one from America, and one from India were sailing on a ship. All of a sudden the boat starts to sink and all 3 sailors die. Soon enough, 3 sharks come along. They all start to eat the Iranian one. Next, they eat the American one. Then 2 of the sharks start to swim away, when the 3rd one says, "Hey how about the Indian?" Then one of the sharks say,"I ate one of those last year, and my butt is still burning!" ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counselling. They had been at each other's throat for some time and felt that this was their last straw. When they arrived at the counsellor's office, the counsellor jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion. "What seems to be the problem?" Immediately, the husband held his long face down without anything to say. On the other hand, the wife began talking 90 miles an hour describing all the wrongs within their marriage. After 5 - - 10 - - 15 minutes of listening to the wife, the counsellor went over to her, picked her up by her shoulders, kissed her passionately for several minutes, and sat her back down. Afterwards, the wife sat there speechless. He looked over at the husband who was staring in disbelief at what had happened. The counsellor spoke to the husband, "Your wife NEEDS that at least twice a week!" The husband scratched his head and replied, "I can have her here on Tuesdays and Thursdays." |
posted by miniatorist @ 10:03 PM
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chinese proverbs
| Chinese Proverbs Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. Crowded elevator smell different to midget |
posted by miniatorist @ 11:30 AM
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chinese proverbs
| Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*** Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*** Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*** Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*** Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*** Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*** Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*** Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*** Baseball is wong: man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*** Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*** War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*** Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*** Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*** It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*** Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*** Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*** Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*** Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.** *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*** Man who fart in church sit in own pew. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*** Crowded elevator smell different to midget. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~** Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. |
posted by miniatorist @ 10:47 AM
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